Cookin' With Leo
By 
Leocthasme
 
Uncle Bubba’s Tailgatin’ Quick Fix Hardy Redneck Salad
 Well, I suppose we all got through them Holidays, 
whatever you wanted to call them, which I ain’t gonna’ 
name, since it might be sorta’ unconstitutional, 
un-American, or even un-Uncle Bubba, whichever.  Don’t 
know if I ever mention Uncle Bubba very often, but then 
he is one of my ‘outlaw’ relatives, part of my first 
wife’s family.  I sorta’ liked the guy as a kind of ol’ 
fart fun fellow that’s a real goof off.  A swell ‘one of 
the guys’ type.  Beside making good moonshine back in 
those hidden hills of North Carolina, and being a good 
driver who probably should have been a part of NASCAR, 
he also knew how to throw a great tailgatin’ party. And, 
he just loved to watch them Tar Heels womp up on some 
other southern team like the Gators or the Crimson Tide 
while whippin’ up a real ‘he man’ meal on the tailgate 
of his pickup.  He could fire up a half dozen charcoal, 
gas, or whatever kind of grills on that tailgate and 
never ever peel the paint off the pickup.  Anyway I used 
to watch him in amazement as he got all his stuff 
together and womped up everything from a salad to steaks 
to desert, all ready just in time for all them redneck 
cousins and buddies of his.  He was another one who 
hated them sissy salads, and if he made a salad it was a 
real he-man type with a little more than just lettuce 
and tomato with a smotherin’ of dressing on top.  So, I 
thought that all of you who are planning a playoff party 
or a super bowl bash might like this salad which is a 
bit more than lettuce.  This is he man stuff.
 So, let’s get it together.  This is for the 
salad: 
1 lb fully cooked, smoked beef sausage links.  Cut into 
½ inch slices. 
2 tablespoons olive oil. 
1 large sweet onion sliced into thin wedges. 
4 red apples, cut each one into 12 wedges, cut out the 
seeds. 
Packaged cole slaw mix, about 1 ½ pounds 
Salt, to taste. 
The Dressing: 
½ cup apple jelly 
¼ cup cider vinegar 
2 tablespoons Dijon Mustard 
½ teaspoon black pepper 
Mix well in a bowl. 
Puttin’ it all together: 
Heat the oil in a cast iron skillet with a cover.  Add 
the onions and apples. Cover and cook over medium heat 
for 5 minutes.  Stir in the slaw, and continue cooking 
another 4 minutes or until cabbage is crispy tender.  
Season with salt and set aside on a large serving 
platter.
In the same skillet add the beef sausage and heat and 
stir over high heat for about two minutes.  Reduce heat 
and stir in the combined dressing ingredients.  Cook 
until the sauce thickens a bit, about 2 minutes on 
medium heat.  
Spoon all that over the warm slaw mixture and serve 
immediately while warm...  
  This goes with them thick steaks and baked 
potatoes, and Mick or Bud.
 And Have Fun Rootin’ For Your Favorite 
Team
 
 
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