They enter The Del Floria Tailor Shop, which is where they work
The United Network Command for Law & Enforcement, where U.N.C.L.E. Agents lurk
Solo and Kuryakin, today tend to be in a rush
It's because, they're battling their archenemy T.H.R.U.S.H.
Mr. Waverly, their boss, has Instructions for them each
So they meet up together, and he gives a speech
He says “it will be a complicated Affair”
“With all caution, be careful and beware”
Two of the top agents Solo and Kuryakin, are sent out
They know that taking action, is what it's all about
T.H.R.U.S.H. Could be anywhere, it's finding out where they are
Many times a mission such as this one, will take them both afar
The womanizer and the Russian, are being chased
So their car must take a turn, and be well paced
They are caught in an ambush, yet where is Solo?
What the T.H.R.U.S.H. Agents wonder is, where did he go?
They look all around, but no Solo was found
Appearing from the side, without a sound
Solo appears, knocking one T.H.R.U.S.H. agent down and out
Kuryakin joins in, and their training taught them to use all their clout
This wasn't the end, of this U.N.C.L.E. Affair
It was only the beginning, which could go anywhere
