Mike's Place

By Michael L. Craner

(The above commentary is without illustration, reference, symbolism, or content for the sake of respecting all races, religions, persons, ideals, genders, ages, ethnicity, ad nausium.  It is the authors sincerest desire that no one was offended by the publication of this commentary.  If for some reason you feel offended or insulted by the above commentary please don't riot in my front yard, send assassins out to kill me, or impose sanctions against me or this publication.  You may express your feelings of inferiority by calling or writing someone who gives a damn.)